Welcome to my chaotic, and slightly unhinged corner of the internet!
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Just a  Gen-X Gal, sharing brutally honest life insights, opinions, hilarious menopause meltdowns, unfiltered game reviews, and top-tier dog mom wisdom—because laughter (and maybe a little red wine) is the only way to survive this madness.
If you say "What the f*** at least once a day", you've come to the right place.

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I’m a little geeky, with strong opinions, a creative mind, and a deep love for animals (seriously, dogs > humans). My daily existence is a thrilling mix of menopause-induced meltdowns (hot, cold, rage, repeat), long COVID fatigue, and Hashimoto’s disease, meaning my energy levels range from unstoppable force to sentient nap.

After a major burnout and the heartbreaking loss of my dog, Lemon, I decided to channel my snark, wit, and permanently fried brain cells into this blog. Expect a mix of unfiltered political rants, hilarious neighborhood drama, menopause horror stories, questionable life advice, and game reviews (because let’s be honest, escaping into a virtual world is sometimes the only sane option).

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Also, let’s be real—humor and satire are the only way to survive in this day and age. Have you seen the news lately?! It’s either laugh or cry, and I choose to laugh… aggressively.

When I’m not ranting, you’ll find me worshipping Halloween (because it’s the best holiday—fight me), quoting Batman (my true hero), and contemplating my future as Tony Stark’s soulmate. If that doesn’t work out, I’d happily join the Guardians of the Galaxy, but let’s be honest, Jedi status would also suffice, if the force is willing.

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Oh, and if you’re here to learn how to be the best damn dog mom ever, stick around. Dogs deserve the world, and we’ll figure out how to give it to them—one belly rub and questionable life decision at a time.

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If you like sarcasm, chaos, gaming, and the occasional heartfelt moment, welcome home.