Seriously?!! - We are screwed! Trumpski foreign policy 2.0

"A Game of Power: Allies, Enemies, and the Price of Betrayal"

Welcome to the Fox News Cinematic Universe, where up is down, war is peace, and selling out your allies is just another day in the MAGA Supervillain Playbook.

Yes, folks, we are only 44 days into Donaldski Trumpski’s second reign of terror, and already, he and his Fox News Cabinet of Horror have managed to:

Cut U.S. military aid to Ukraine, because nothing says “strong leadership” like rolling out the red carpet for a warmonger.

Start a trade war with Europe, because why have allies when you can have economic chaos?

Elevate J.D. Vance, the Couch Crusader, to Vice President, proving that anyone—even a guy whose biggest qualification is watching his own Netflix adaptation—can now run the country.

Let Elon Musk throw Dogecoin at geopolitics, because apparently foreign policy now involves billionaire trolls.

Meanwhile, In Moscow…

Picture this: Putin, lounging in his Kremlin lair, sipping vodka, cackling over a map of Europe. Ukraine? Isolated. NATO? Shaken. America? Playing Russian roulette with democracy. The dream of an autocratic Eurasian empire is back on the table, and he didn’t even have to fire a single shot in Washington—just prop up the right orange puppet and let the chaos unfold.

And in case you’re wondering, yes, he's absolutely terrified of the idea of European peacekeeping troops in Ukraine. The moment real consequences loom, Vlad throws a tantrum the size of Siberia. Why? Because if Europe actually grows a spine, his expansionist fever dream dies on the battlefield. And the last thing Putin wants is to wake up to the unwelcome surprise of an EU boot to the face.

Enter J.D. Vance: The Vice President of Vague Ideas

Now, let’s talk about J.D. Vance, a man who thinks geopolitics is just a spin-off of “Hillbilly Elegy.” As Trump’s right-hand man, he’s somehow convinced that rare earth mineral deals are more important than, you know, stopping an actual land war in Europe. Because if there’s one thing history has taught us, it’s that a good lithium trade agreement will totally stop tanks from rolling into Kyiv.

Under this genius strategy, Ukraine gets zero military support, but hey, America might get a sweet deal on cobalt and nickel—which will be super helpful when they need to reinforce the bunkers they'll be hiding in when global war kicks off.

Europe, This Is Your “Oh Shit” Moment

The U.S. isn’t just neglecting its allies—it’s actively screwing them over. Which means Europe has exactly two choices:

1. Wake the hell up, step up, and support Ukraine like there’s no tomorrow.

2. Start brushing up on Russian, because Comrade Putin has some real estate plans.

Because let’s be very clear: if Ukraine falls, it won’t stop there. Moldova, the Baltics, Poland—it’s all part of the imperial wish list. And guess who’s not coming to help anymore? The United States of Trumpski.

So, Europe, it’s time to stop waiting for America to get its act together. The cavalry isn't coming. It’s now or never—either we fight for our own security, or we hand it over to a guy who thinks maps are just coloring books with extra lines.

And if that sounds bleak, well… welcome to 2025.