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Hi. I’m Dani.

I stay sane through sarcasm. Writing is one of my many coping mechanisms, and inspiration arrives daily—usually disguised as another unexpected curveball.

This site is inspired by my dog Lemon. Like me, she fought cancer. Unlike me, she didn’t survive. Hazel and Eazy are now my officially appointed therapy dogs—and a reliable source of daily chaos.

⚠ CONSIDER THIS YOUR WARNING ⚠

I’m writing a book.

Layoffs. Cancer. Menopause. Teeth with an exit strategy. I’m turning the lot into a wildly exaggerated novel. Based on real life. With fewer filters and worse behaviour. Read the Book Bites while I pretend this is a sensible project.

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COMING SOON: TIFFANY

Meet Tiffany.

Career & Manifestation Expert. Self-appointed, naturally. She’s never held a job, but she has a course on getting one. Watch for Tiffany’s videos and posts: terrible advice, delivered with total confidence. Helping you relax while your career collapses.

01 / “REDRUM” — The Meat Tree!

25 SEP 2026
Post-cancer bleeding, menopause chaos and enough natural special effects to make fake Halloween blood unnecessary.

02 / Welcome to the Grift Show

11 SEP 2026
Democracy remains extremely important—right up until the checks clear.

03 / Apparently, I’m No Longer Cooperating

16 AUG 2026
Dental reconstruction, one final nerve and a perfectly reasonable refusal to cooperate.

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