Life · Satire · Side-eyeBy Dani Lemonade
Drafts from the Wreckage

September 28, 2026
My dental implant crowns finally arrived—then failed to fit. Three hours, three professionals and one cyborg patient later, the Tooth Saga continues.
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September 25, 2026
Unexpected bleeding while taking tamoxifen becomes a darkly funny REDRUM horror story about cancer treatment, menopause and one furious uterus.
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April 1, 2026
I started EMDR therapy to deal with childhood trauma. Instead, I ended up reliving the moment my dog died. While therapists aim to reduce…
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January 22, 2026
A dog-related dental disaster leads to bone grafts, implants, braces and temporary teeth in this darkly funny dental reconstruction saga.
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January 21, 2026
Yesterday’s gynecology appointment turned into a high-definition sci-fi horror comedy. Flooding, snipping, biopsies, and a live feed of my own internal organs on a…
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January 5, 2026
Today I acknowledge that silence is a choice, politeness is not a virtue, and “carefully worded statements” have never stopped a single bastard in…
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December 23, 2025
After starting this Blog very enthusiastically, I had to take a break.But let's close out this shit show of a year with a post.If…
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April 4, 2025
Ah, the sweet scent of corporate loyalty being set on fire. hat was the perfume I wore in November 2023.
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March 11, 2025
Welcome to menopause, the phase of life no one properly warned us about! It’s like puberty, but instead of blossoming into a vibrant young…
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March 4, 2025
It’s June 2024, and while the world outside is busy setting itself on fire—inflation rising like bad bread, politicians competing for the gold medal…
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