October 7, 2026
Congratulations, You’ve Detected a Human
Recruiters celebrate catching fake candidates. But who checks the AI verdict—and what happens when a real applicant gets flagged?
Read the story →Life · Satire · Side-eyeBy Dani Lemonade
The Latest Dispatches
October 7, 2026
I Broke Up With My Therapist
After a year of therapy, Anita and I agreed to call it a day. Grief still present, brain somewhat operational, personality regrettably intact.
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October 7, 2026
The Apocalypse Comes With a Fuel Discount
Trump offers nuclear dread with a diesel discount. Germany’s political firewalls need inspecting. Berlin’s solidarity comes with conditions, and Brazil gets another Bolsonaro sequel.…
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October 7, 2026
Your CV Is Fine. Unfortunately, I Sell CV Rewrites.
Your CV is perfectly adequate. Unfortunately, Tiffany Hustleworth has a ring light to finance. Her €799 solution: expensive adjectives, imaginary problems and absolutely no…
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September 30, 2026
Jurassic Parliament: Rice Pudding, Reptiles & the Commander-in-Snooze
Mitch needs a pudding break. John Kennedy has opened a diplomatic reptile enclosure. Tommy Tuberville is investigating fluffy pilots. And Trump’s presidency has entered…
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September 30, 2026
Corporate Hunger Games: Ghosted for a Month. Called in Five Minutes.
My CV received bespoke tailoring. I received a subscription to “next week.” Then a LinkedIn post reached over 380,000 views and my recruiter discovered…
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September 30, 2026
For Lemon: Love, Grief, and Absolutely No Lessons Learned
Today is September 30. The date I would quite happily delete from the calendar if calendars accepted complaints. It’s Lemon’s death anniversary. And apparently…
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September 28, 2026
The Tooth Saga: My Dental Implant Crowns Have Arrived. Unfortunately, They Don’t Fit.
My dental implant crowns finally arrived—then failed to fit. Three hours, three professionals and one cyborg patient later, the Tooth Saga continues.
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September 25, 2026
“REDRUM” — The Meat Tree! Bleeding on Tamoxifen.
Unexpected bleeding while taking tamoxifen becomes a darkly funny REDRUM horror story about cancer treatment, menopause and one furious uterus.
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September 11, 2026
Welcome to the Grift show!
A dark political satire about billionaires, bought influence and democracy’s most expensive circus. Welcome to the Grift Show.
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