Life · Satire · Side-eyeBy Dani Lemonade
Dog Diaries

September 30, 2026
Today is September 30. The date I would quite happily delete from the calendar if calendars accepted complaints. It’s Lemon’s death anniversary. And apparently…
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April 1, 2026
I started EMDR therapy to deal with childhood trauma. Instead, I ended up reliving the moment my dog died. While therapists aim to reduce…
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February 12, 2026
Hazel is on the final stretch of her heat cycle and has now entered full false pregnancy mode: hoarding food, building elaborate nests for…
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February 9, 2026
Panties, Paranoia, and a Washing Machine on Strike. Hazel is in heat. Which means she’s wearing the doggy equivalent of Depends and acting like…
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March 4, 2025
It’s June 2024, and while the world outside is busy setting itself on fire—inflation rising like bad bread, politicians competing for the gold medal…
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March 3, 2025
Loss of a dog to bonecancer, heartbreak
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