More Noise. Fewer Apologies. The New Dani Lemonade Releases Are Here.

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Apparently, launching three songs wasn’t enough. I have now expanded the operation to include bad decisions, questionable behaviour, interplanetary evacuation and a Halloween circus that should never have passed its safety inspection.

Welcome back to Zesty Lemon Records. The latest Dani Lemonade releases are out, and the neighbours remain conspicuously absent from the consultation process.

Bad Idea

Someone put a big glowing button under a protective cover and expected that to discourage me. That is not a deterrent. That is presentation.

The warning label was practically an invitation.

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Trouble Looks Good on Me

Good behaviour had its chance. It mostly involved swallowing my opinions and being told to smile.

A little lipstick. A cracked mirror. Absolutely no intention of apologising for the entrance.

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Space Odyssey

Earth has terrible management. I have arranged alternative transport.

Space Odyssey takes the Goa trance route out of the building. One small step for humanity. One giant escape from its bullshit.

Please leave your earthly nonsense at the airlock. We have a strict baggage allowance.

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All Tricks, No Treats

Halloween has entered the chat, wearing a top hat and carrying several unresolved issues.

Sim Salabim

I said the magic words. The bills remained. Apparently the universe requires a premium subscription.

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Welcome to the Sh1t Show! (Industrial)

The circus has acquired heavy machinery. Management insists this is an improvement. HR has described the noise complaints as a growth opportunity.

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Welcome to the Sh1t Show! (Techno Mix)

Same circus. Now with a dance floor. Your dignity can collect its coat at the exit.

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Choose your preferred disturbance

All the new releases, alongside Lemon Baby, Pandemic Magic and Welcome to the Grift Show, live in the Zesty Lemon Records section.

Listen, follow Dani Lemonade on your preferred platform, and send a track to someone whose taste in questionable decisions matches yours.

Sour thought: Everyone told me to find a healthy outlet. They should have specified a volume limit.