International Affairs, Unfortunately

January 22, 2026

Justice League, But Make It Evil [extended cut]

Trump’s new “Board of Peace” looks less like diplomacy and more like a Justice League reboot starring the world’s most controversial power players. As…

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January 21, 2026

Davos 2026: The Rambling Threat to World Order, Live on Stage

Trump’s Davos speech collapsed into lies, racism, and threats. Allies were insulted, countries misnamed, facts ignored, and the room responded with silence.

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January 9, 2026

Officials Confirm: You Didn’t See What You Saw. Noem and Vance Rewrite Reality.

Officials claim the ICE shooting video is “misleading,” deflect with protest optics, and float banning filming agents. Satire on power, lies, and visibility.

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January 8, 2026

When the State Pulls the Trigger, It Also Controls the Story. ICE agent shooting investigation.

A woman is killed by a federal agent. Before her body is even cold, the state brands her a “domestic terrorist.” Local authorities are…

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January 5, 2026

EU Press Statement Parody

For Immediate Release. Or Whenever It’s Convenient.The European Union expresses its deep concern regarding recent statements and actions by the United States.We are monitoring…

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January 3, 2026

“So… this is how conditional support really works.”

Zesty Lemon aftertaste 🍋 When the strongest democracy in the room treats international law like a suggestion, the people relying on that law don’t cheer. They…

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January 3, 2026

So Apparently the World Is Now a Bring-Your-Own-Invasion Buffet

So What the Actual Fuck Is Going On? A decaying global order. Institutions hollowed out by selective enforcement. Strongmen learning from each other in real time. And civilians…

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July 18, 2025

They cancelled Colbert?!! Wtf?

… Trump Had Nothing to Do With It! (Rrrright)So… they axed Colbert. The one late-night host with enough spine left to roast the powers…

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April 25, 2025

🍋The Art of No Deal: Trump’s Guide to Rewarding War Criminals, Alienating Allies, and Inspiring Dictators Everywhere

Spoiler Alert: Peace is here! Well… kind of. But it comes with a small price tag: just hand over five Ukrainian provinces, forget international law…

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April 6, 2025

The Fall of Elon: How the Tesla Titan Tripped Over His Own Ego and Landed in a Cyberditch

Explore a dystopian satire featuring Elon Musk, Trump, DOGE (Department of Government Efficiency), and a Cybertruck Transformer that doesn’t transform. Tech bros beware.

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