Life’s absurdeties

February 9, 2026

The Great Dog in Heat Apocalypse: A Household Falls

Panties, Paranoia, and a Washing Machine on Strike. Hazel is in heat. Which means she’s wearing the doggy equivalent of Depends and acting like…

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January 22, 2026

Extreme Home Makeover: Mouth Edition

A dog-related dental disaster leads to bone grafts, implants, braces and temporary teeth in this darkly funny dental reconstruction saga.

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January 21, 2026

Gynecology Appointment: Take 2

Yesterday’s gynecology appointment turned into a high-definition sci-fi horror comedy. Flooding, snipping, biopsies, and a live feed of my own internal organs on a…

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January 5, 2026

Daily Affirmation

Today I acknowledge that silence is a choice, politeness is not a virtue, and “carefully worded statements” have never stopped a single bastard in…

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December 23, 2025

2025: A Year in Which My Body Ran Its Own Escape Room

After starting this Blog very enthusiastically, I had to take a break.But let's close out this shit show of a year with a post.If…

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July 18, 2025

They cancelled Colbert?!! Wtf?

… Trump Had Nothing to Do With It! (Rrrright)So… they axed Colbert. The one late-night host with enough spine left to roast the powers…

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April 9, 2025

Trying to Go Viral After 50: A Dog Mom’s Descent into the TikTok Algorithm Madness

Welcome to the beautifully unhinged world of TikTok—where I, a middle-aged dog mom armed with sarcasm, wine.

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April 4, 2025

“Re-orged, Ghosted, and Iron-Deficient: A Midlife Job Hunt Odyssey”

Ah, the sweet scent of corporate loyalty being set on fire. hat was the perfume I wore in November 2023.

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March 11, 2025

A Survival Guide to the MeMo -Menopause Monster

Welcome to menopause, the phase of life no one properly warned us about! It’s like puberty, but instead of blossoming into a vibrant young…

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March 3, 2025

Did You Get the MeMo? Premenopause: When the Menopause Monster (MeMo) Starts Playing Dirty

So, you’re just living your life, minding your own business, and then—WHAM! One day, your body decides to betray you. Suddenly, your mood swings…

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