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January 5, 2026

EU Press Statement Parody

For Immediate Release. Or Whenever It’s Convenient.The European Union expresses its deep concern regarding recent statements and actions by the United States.We are monitoring…

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January 3, 2026

“So… this is how conditional support really works.”

Zesty Lemon aftertaste 🍋 When the strongest democracy in the room treats international law like a suggestion, the people relying on that law don’t cheer. They…

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March 1, 2025

“Democracy: America’s Favorite Illusion—Brought to You by Overpriced Inconvenience” 🇺🇸🎭🔥

Trump’s Bizarro World: Where Victims Are Aggressors and Dictators Are Saints Welcome to yet another episode of “Reality According to Trump”, where up is down,…

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