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February 11, 2026

The Goat Pageant Problem

What happens when power protects power and the truth gets buried under layers of redaction? In this satirical take on secrecy and accountability, the…

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February 9, 2026

I Came Here to Write About Dogs. Now I’m Monitoring a Man’s Cognitive Decline.

A cynical, exhausted take on Trump burnout, political fatigue, and why staying loud still matters even when you’re tired, not American, and just wanted…

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