Life · Satire · Side-eyeBy Dani Lemonade
The Latest Dispatches

January 23, 2026
Gregory Bovino didn’t just bring chemical agents to a protest. He brought a costume, a posture, and an entire authoritarian aesthetic playbook. From SS-adjacent…
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January 5, 2026
For Immediate Release. Or Whenever It’s Convenient.The European Union expresses its deep concern regarding recent statements and actions by the United States.We are monitoring…
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January 3, 2026
Zesty Lemon aftertaste 🍋
When the strongest democracy in the room treats international law like a suggestion, the people relying on that law don’t cheer.
They…
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January 3, 2026
So What the Actual Fuck Is Going On?
A decaying global order.
Institutions hollowed out by selective enforcement.
Strongmen learning from each other in real time.
And civilians…
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March 8, 2025
Trump stopping support to Ukraine
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March 4, 2025
selling out your allies is just another day in the MAGA Supervillain Playbook.
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March 1, 2025
Trump’s Bizarro World: Where Victims Are Aggressors and Dictators Are Saints
Welcome to yet another episode of “Reality According to Trump”, where up is down,…
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