The Latest Dispatches

February 9, 2026

The Great Dog in Heat Apocalypse: A Household Falls

Panties, Paranoia, and a Washing Machine on Strike. Hazel is in heat. Which means she’s wearing the doggy equivalent of Depends and acting like…

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February 9, 2026

I Came Here to Write About Dogs. Now I’m Monitoring a Man’s Cognitive Decline.

A cynical, exhausted take on Trump burnout, political fatigue, and why staying loud still matters even when you’re tired, not American, and just wanted…

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