The Latest Dispatches

September 11, 2026

Welcome to the Grift show!

A dark political satire about billionaires, bought influence and democracy’s most expensive circus. Welcome to the Grift Show.

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February 17, 2026

Nothing To See Here. Just 1.5 Million Mentions.

Trump publicly denied connections to Jeffrey Epstein while New Mexico approved a comprehensive probe into Epstein’s Zorro Ranch. As calls for public hearings grow…

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January 22, 2026

Justice League, But Make It Evil [extended cut]

Trump’s new “Board of Peace” looks less like diplomacy and more like a Justice League reboot starring the world’s most controversial power players. As…

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January 5, 2026

EU Press Statement Parody

For Immediate Release. Or Whenever It’s Convenient.The European Union expresses its deep concern regarding recent statements and actions by the United States.We are monitoring…

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January 3, 2026

“So… this is how conditional support really works.”

Zesty Lemon aftertaste 🍋 When the strongest democracy in the room treats international law like a suggestion, the people relying on that law don’t cheer. They…

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January 3, 2026

So Apparently the World Is Now a Bring-Your-Own-Invasion Buffet

So What the Actual Fuck Is Going On? A decaying global order. Institutions hollowed out by selective enforcement. Strongmen learning from each other in real time. And civilians…

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April 4, 2025

Welcome to 1930 (Now With More Spray Tan and Less Sanity)

Dive into the Trump global tariff chaos as we explore the economic madness reshaping the world. Uncover the Trump global tariff chaos now!

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