The Latest Dispatches

January 23, 2026

“The Greenland Deal: Trump Declares Victory Over Reality”

Trump’s Greenland deal is just a taxi ride he was already allowed to take. Tantrum first, victory lap later. Nothing changed.

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January 5, 2026

EU Press Statement Parody

For Immediate Release. Or Whenever It’s Convenient.The European Union expresses its deep concern regarding recent statements and actions by the United States.We are monitoring…

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April 6, 2025

Trump Administration Explores Costly Option for Greenland Takeover

Former President Trump revives his bizarre plan to buy Greenland. Our satirical deep dive covers Viking cosplay, MAGA polar bears, and Operation Ice Grab.

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