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Life · Satire · Side-eyeBy Dani Lemonade

October 24, 2026

One Week to Halloween. The Clowns Are Already in Office. 🎃

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Are you ready? Scary clowns in office. Spooky politics everywhere. Apparently, Halloween now runs all fucking year.

Get into the intentional horror with my album All Tricks, No Treats:

🔊 Welcome to the Sh1t Show! — Techno Mix
⚙️ Welcome to the Sh1t Show! — Industrial Mix
✨ Sim Salabim — a magical banger. Still can’t make the idiots disappear.

Available on all major streaming platforms, including Spotify, Apple Music, Deezer, Amazon Music and SoundCloud—and on iTunes too. Pick your platform. Summon the bass. 👻

I’m carving a pumpkin and warming up the Ouija board. At this point, asking the dead seems more promising than asking anyone in government.

Boohoo, bitches. Turn it up. 👻

Your Halloween soundtrack 🎃

Halloween cartoon: Dani carves a pumpkin with Eazy, Hazel and a ghost while clown politicians argue outside.

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