Photo of the Week: Finally, Some Honest Branding

2 views

I’ve spent far too much energy trying to put the state of the world into words. Someone with a spray can apparently needed two.

Trump Tower.

There it stands. Blue. Plastic. Full of shit. Finally, a property bearing his name that doesn’t require a lengthy explanation.

The discarded MAGA hat adds a certain artistic coherence. The flies provide the standing ovation.

Personally, I appreciate the modesty. No gold escalator. No marble lobby. Just somewhere to deposit what you’ve been holding in since the last headline.

I’m exhausted. My faith in humanity is currently occupied. But whoever composed this little still life has given me a brief, deeply juvenile moment of joy.

Sometimes you need a peaceful landscape.

Sometimes you need a portable toilet with excellent branding.

Five stars. Would flush again.