October 28, 2026
The Grift Show Continues. My Battery Doesn’t.
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I’m exhausted. Taking this week off from keeping up with—and ranting about—the rolling shitshow.
A new House Democrats’ report details rape and sexual assault allegations against Trump linked to Epstein. Can we get some fucking accountability already? Meanwhile, Netanyahu remains defiant as Israel’s election produces no clear winner. The usual devils, still on stage.
And Trump’s boasting that the country is making a fortune while people struggle at the pump. Translation: sucks to be you. The grift show continues; my energy doesn’t.
This weekend, I’m going all in for Halloween. Finally, monsters with the decency to wear costumes.
Meanwhile, the Corporate Hunger Games have me considering abandoning the job hunt and opening a currywurst snackbar. At least then “we’ll keep your details on file” would mean someone ordered extra sauce.
Enjoy the video and some Monster Mash. My remaining brain cell did its best. 🎃

Sources: House Judiciary Democrats’ report, 26 October 2026; ABC: Israel election; Texas rally transcript, 27 October 2026.
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