October 7, 2026
Trump offers nuclear dread with a diesel discount. Germany’s political firewalls need inspecting. Berlin’s solidarity comes with conditions, and Brazil gets another Bolsonaro sequel.…
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October 7, 2026
Your CV is perfectly adequate. Unfortunately, Tiffany Hustleworth has a ring light to finance. Her €799 solution: expensive adjectives, imaginary problems and absolutely no…
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September 30, 2026
Mitch needs a pudding break. John Kennedy has opened a diplomatic reptile enclosure. Tommy Tuberville is investigating fluffy pilots. And Trump’s presidency has entered…
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September 30, 2026
My CV received bespoke tailoring. I received a subscription to “next week.” Then a LinkedIn post reached over 380,000 views and my recruiter discovered…
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September 30, 2026
Today is September 30. The date I would quite happily delete from the calendar if calendars accepted complaints. It’s Lemon’s death anniversary. And apparently…
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September 28, 2026
My dental implant crowns finally arrived—then failed to fit. Three hours, three professionals and one cyborg patient later, the Tooth Saga continues.
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September 25, 2026
Unexpected bleeding while taking tamoxifen becomes a darkly funny REDRUM horror story about cancer treatment, menopause and one furious uterus.
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September 11, 2026
A dark political satire about billionaires, bought influence and democracy’s most expensive circus. Welcome to the Grift Show.
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August 16, 2026
After 18 months of braces, grafts and implants, one orthodontic appointment finally destroys my patience—and apparently makes me uncooperative.
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April 24, 2026
A stranded whale in the Baltic Sea becomes the center of a frustrating spectacle of bureaucracy, delays, and questionable rescue efforts. While officials debate…
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