Life · Satire · Side-eyeBy Dani Lemonade
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January 9, 2026
Officials claim the ICE shooting video is “misleading,” deflect with protest optics, and float banning filming agents. Satire on power, lies, and visibility.
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January 8, 2026
A woman is killed by a federal agent. Before her body is even cold, the state brands her a “domestic terrorist.” Local authorities are…
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January 5, 2026
Today I acknowledge that silence is a choice, politeness is not a virtue, and “carefully worded statements” have never stopped a single bastard in…
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January 5, 2026
For Immediate Release. Or Whenever It’s Convenient.The European Union expresses its deep concern regarding recent statements and actions by the United States.We are monitoring…
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January 3, 2026
Zesty Lemon aftertaste 🍋
When the strongest democracy in the room treats international law like a suggestion, the people relying on that law don’t cheer.
They…
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January 3, 2026
So What the Actual Fuck Is Going On?
A decaying global order.
Institutions hollowed out by selective enforcement.
Strongmen learning from each other in real time.
And civilians…
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December 23, 2025
After starting this Blog very enthusiastically, I had to take a break.But let's close out this shit show of a year with a post.If…
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July 18, 2025
… Trump Had Nothing to Do With It! (Rrrright)So… they axed Colbert. The one late-night host with enough spine left to roast the powers…
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April 25, 2025
Spoiler Alert: Peace is here! Well… kind of. But it comes with a small price tag: just hand over five Ukrainian provinces, forget international law…
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April 9, 2025
Welcome to the beautifully unhinged world of TikTok—where I, a middle-aged dog mom armed with sarcasm, wine.
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